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A Guide to Wedding Invitations
The wedding date and time has been set, the location for the special event has been finalized, and the decision for the wedding theme – traditional and formal or fun and casual – has been made. Now it’s time to take the next step and create wedding...

Do You Hear Wedding Bells?
So you've been in that perfect relationship for some time now. You've been dropping hints about the future and he is receiving you loud and clear. It's time to do a little "window shopping." After all, you don't want to leave one of the most...

Fabuluous New Wedding Band Styles
You've decided to tie the knot and now you've got some wedding band shopping to do. Your wedding band is a ring your going to wear all the time so it's important to choose a ring you "really like," one that truly "touches your heart." A reader...

Your Wedding Flowers - What Are Your Choices?
Your wedding flowers usually tie to your wedding theme. When most of us envision wedding flowers we think of more of the traditional choices but there are literally thousands of flower choices that work very well for wedding bouquets, ceremonies,...

Your Wedding Jewelry
So your not one of those fabulous actresses or models who has the luxury of the finest gems and diamonds being loaned to them by the likes of Harry Wintson. No matter, you can add a little sparkle and look extra-ordinaire in your gown on your...

 
Funny wedding toasts - add some quick humor to your toast

So you're going to a wedding. Whether you're the father, best man, or what have you, you're going to give a wedding toast. Wedding toasts are short one liners and are something along the lines of: "To the Bride and Groom - may your following years together be filled with much happiness and joy." But, that's pretty plain and dry - not very funny. With a little humor we can create some pretty funny wedding toasts.
Funny toasts are not at all hard to write. Just make sure you don't over do it and come across looking like a jerk at the wedding. So let's quickly throw together some funny wedding toasts to say...
1.) To the groom: "May you have many happy nights...taking out the trash."

2.) To the groom: "Congrats. Your bride is very


lovely - but what happened to that cute chick you were with last week?"

3.) An old one but a favorite: "To our wives and lovers - hopefully they never meet!"


OK, so those aren't the most funny or clever toasts ever, but I came up with the first two in a matter of minutes. The point is that you can bring some humor to the wedding by writing some funny toasts.
About the Author
Amy Lee Johnson is a freelance writer that often contributes to Wedding Vows 4U - a site that offers information on such topics as writing wedding vows and writing wedding toasts.